I'm perfectly sober, and still in the right body, if that makes a difference. [Not a disclaimer she ever thought she'd have to make, but oh well.] I know this is all a bit ridiculous, but Vanadi's got it in his head to go for a swim and I thought it'd be safer to let him indulge it while I'm around, rather than risking him finding his own way back later.
audio; from the same tablet
I'm talking to Rin, I assume?
switching to audio to be a dear
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[logic???]
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[Just... flat. SORRY STEPHANIE. She's so not in the mood right now :(]
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I'm definitely not going to have sex with him.
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I will find you. And I will make you miserable.
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[She'd sounded a little amused before, but now she's 100% serious.]
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[Still a weird thing to be talking about.]
I hope you have a nice evening, Rin. [Even with the weirdness of it all, she still wants to be polite.]
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Where are you swimming?
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[Steph is basically playing mother hen, is what she's saying here.]
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[And then a little awkwardly, because she's not entirely sure what to say in this situation:] Goodbye. [With that, she hangs up.]