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[payback]

❝If you're looking for me you found me. Asano Rin. I'll get back to you.❞

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[failvenger]

Who is this with you?

[layback]

stephhanoie ! she's uery nice
and pyetty
woulu wyouu liku yo talke yo her?

[failvenger]

No.
Actually yes.

Have her call.

[layback]

ook

[failvenger]

[WAITING. Sigh, kind of resigned to saying yes already. Vanadi. :(]

audio; from the same tablet

[controlledvariable]

[And one Stephanie, who takes the tablet when Vanadi hands it to her and starts speaking.]

I'm talking to Rin, I assume?

switching to audio to be a dear

[failvenger]

That's right. Are you drunk?

[controlledvariable]

I'm perfectly sober, and still in the right body, if that makes a difference. [Not a disclaimer she ever thought she'd have to make, but oh well.] I know this is all a bit ridiculous, but Vanadi's got it in his head to go for a swim and I thought it'd be safer to let him indulge it while I'm around, rather than risking him finding his own way back later.

[logic???]

[failvenger]

And you are not going to have sex with him.

[Just... flat. SORRY STEPHANIE. She's so not in the mood right now :(]

[controlledvariable]

[No that's a fair thing to say with Vanadi involved.]

I'm definitely not going to have sex with him.

[failvenger]

I should tell you... if this is some kind of trick, and you two do... [A pause.]

I will find you. And I will make you miserable.

[controlledvariable]

It's not a trick. I don't-- I couldn't do that. Not to someone else's body.

[She'd sounded a little amused before, but now she's 100% serious.]

[failvenger]

... In that case, it's fine if Vanadi goes swimming.

[controlledvariable]

Thank you, I promise you'll get your body back exactly as you left it.

[Still a weird thing to be talking about.]

I hope you have a nice evening, Rin. [Even with the weirdness of it all, she still wants to be polite.]

[failvenger]

[Sounding somewhat more relaxed. Yeah, that did put her at ease. She trusts Vanadi. At least with this.]

Where are you swimming?

[controlledvariable]

One of the pools in the Hold, I won't let him go in too deep.

[Steph is basically playing mother hen, is what she's saying here.]

[failvenger]

Enjoy yourselves.

[controlledvariable]

Thanks.

[And then a little awkwardly, because she's not entirely sure what to say in this situation:] Goodbye. [With that, she hangs up.]